Why do I have a job that requires me to wake up at 3:45 am to still make it to work 15 minutes late everyday? It is not that I intend to be late, but I honestly feel like I possess a gene that will inevitably make me late no matter where I am going. Doctor's appointments, tanning appointments, my own birthday party.... I guess the main issue on this matter is that I just don't allow myself half the time needed to get the hell where I am going. I don't plan for the idiots on the road that will only drive 5 miles under the speed limit or when I forget things have to turn around and get them.... This may have to be part of my new years resolution.
Just because we have had crazy weather for the past month such as feet of snow and now rain resembling Noah's Ark days, why have several people guffawed the thought of global warming?? JUST BECAUSE IT IS SNOWING AND RAINING CATS AND DOGS DOES NOT MEAN THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT REAL!! A side effect from global warming IS crazy ass weather. Don't be that ignorant.
While in the midst of "historic" rainfall (according to my local news channel) and local officials are telling people they need to evacuate... why does the news channel seek out the most WT family that has 4 teeth between the 6 of them, has campers on blocks in the backyard as "guest cottages," and a pack of wild dogs running around them and interview them saying that they are "just going to ride it out." Five bucks says I will see them tomorrow on the news being shipped out of their homes on life rafts by the National Guard. And then they will sue because they weren't given ample warning to get out of their sorry ass double wide.
That is it for today... I will undoubtedly have more tomorrow.
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